September 2009
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August 2009
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reblogging would be cool :)
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The Future, Back Then...
-1964-
*GEORGE’S PHONE RINGS*
*RING RING*
*RING RING*
*RING RING*
*RIN-**George picks up*
G: Hello, Liverpool Downtown Morgue, you kill ‘em, we chill ‘em.
P: Hey, George, it’s Paul. Just wondering if you’re refrigerator is running.
G: *Rolls eyes* Yes, Paul. My refrigerator is running.
P: *Holds back a burst of laughing through his nose* Hfkkffhhk…
G: Look, whadju want?
P: Okay, so I got this...
In a quiet town, inside a quiet dormitory......
“I AM A MAGICIAN” John shouted and whipped a deck of cards at the stove.
“NOT YOU’RE NOT. YOU’RE JOHN! JOHN AND THAT’S ALL,” Ringo angrily stuffed a piece of cake into his mouth, “JOHN!!!”
“I CAN’T UNDERSTAND YOU. WHY ARE YOU TALKING SO LOUD?”
“I DON”T KNOW. WHY DO YOU KEEP LYING TO YOURSELF, JOHN!?”
*John grabs Ringo by the shoulders and...
The welcome postie.
Hello, Beatle-people. It’s seems you’ve dropped by.
Well, don’t bother picking it up, I suggest you stay for a bit. Here have some tea.
Yes, I know it IS good tea. I got it from George’s dentist a couple days bef-
….oh please, don’t be ridiculous.
No, I’m not made of tissue paper.
No, I’m not bleeding from the fingernails but- are you alright?
...